It is almost three am and my insomniac, inebriated at that, self has yet found the desire to just hit the sack. I am listening to my boyfriend snore, in envy I might add, thinking about what I could blog about.
I like to think I am funny, but reading these posts, you wouldn't find that to be true at all. I guess because I am more of a sarcastic funny. I have comebacks, and I seem to add a caption to whatever situation is at hand.
For instance; my boyfriend decided to lug this small yet very noticeable cooler to a BYOB event. He walked into the small establishment all non-chalant, while I tried to play it all cool. Even though I did have an alcoholic beverage waiting for my consumption inside the cooler as well....sorry my dog randomly walked out from underneath the blanket and stared at me for a whole minute.
This made me kind of nervous, since I wasn't sure it was a "loving" stare, or a plot for my murder since she has become rather attached to my new beau. I am sure taking me out of the picture wouldn't be a problem, I mean, no one ever suspects a dog when it comes to murder cases.
I think cats that stare are far more terrifying. I am allergic to cats, so I feel cats wouldn't even scratch my eyes out if one ever decided to murder me. All they would have to do is find a way to paralyze me, then sit on my face until I eventually die a slow death from lack of oxygen and my allergies clogging my nostrils.
Well this blog is stupid, but dumb.
DREAM OF ZOMBIES!
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
So, I am back! Yes, I know, people care. My boyfriend just realized I have a blog and wants to get all crazy with it, posting videos and what not. I am many things, but tech savvy is not one of them. I am happy I can even figure out how to even post blogs.
This past week, I have been pretty sick. Which sucks, since I would rather go to class, find a job and have a life but instead I stay up until four am coughing up my lungs. So with that, I have been dog sitting for my big sister and their dog is quite an handful. I, myself, have a small dog who seems to think she is ten times larger than what she is. My sisters dog seems to have this undying love for her! He literally sniffs the world she walks on, like she sits on the couch then leaves and here comes the dog sniffing away at the spot where she sat. He gets in her face, just sniffing all while she growls, barks and snaps at his face, but does that phase him? Not in the least. Its as though he likes it. I mean come on man, get the hint, she is just not that into you.
Well my sister has picked up her love struck dog and now my little family of me, dog and boyfriend can enjoy our privacy....once I find out where my dog is.
Dream of zombies
p.s. Im on nyquil, midol, anti anx, anti dep....I cant feel a thing.....
This past week, I have been pretty sick. Which sucks, since I would rather go to class, find a job and have a life but instead I stay up until four am coughing up my lungs. So with that, I have been dog sitting for my big sister and their dog is quite an handful. I, myself, have a small dog who seems to think she is ten times larger than what she is. My sisters dog seems to have this undying love for her! He literally sniffs the world she walks on, like she sits on the couch then leaves and here comes the dog sniffing away at the spot where she sat. He gets in her face, just sniffing all while she growls, barks and snaps at his face, but does that phase him? Not in the least. Its as though he likes it. I mean come on man, get the hint, she is just not that into you.
Well my sister has picked up her love struck dog and now my little family of me, dog and boyfriend can enjoy our privacy....once I find out where my dog is.
Dream of zombies
p.s. Im on nyquil, midol, anti anx, anti dep....I cant feel a thing.....
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